Invest Like a 90s Work Out

Leveraged ETFs, my friend, are like roller coasters for your portfolio—only the highs are higher, and the lows might give you a wedgie. If you’ve got the risk tolerance of a daredevil and a time horizon that stretches longer than an ‘80s rock ballad, then these bad boys might just be your cup of adrenaline-infused tea. But, fair warning, buckle up and hold on tight because we’re about to dive into the wild world of leveraged ETFs, where rewards and risks collide like two clumsy synchronized swimmers.

Now, picture this: You’re sitting at your trading desk, your cape of bravado billowing behind you. You want more than just average returns; you want to make those profits scream “Whee!” as they fly sky-high. Leveraged ETFs can make that happen. With their fancy financial magic tricks and leverage powers, they aim to deliver double or even triple the daily performance of their underlying index. That means if the market goes your way, your returns will be dancing like nobody’s watching.

For the adventurers among us, leveraged ETFs can be the Holy Grail of portfolio performance. They’re like turbo boosters strapped to your investments, propelling them towards the moon. So, if you believe that certain sectors or indexes are destined for greatness, these funds can be your secret weapon to harness those gains and pump up your portfolio like a ’90s workout video.

But, hey, remember the rule of thumb: the greater the rewards, the higher the risks. And leveraged ETFs are no exception. They’re like that one friend who always takes things a bit too far—sure, they might bring excitement to the party, but they can also make your stomach churn like a tilt-a-whirl gone rogue.

One risk you gotta watch out for is amplified losses. Just as leveraged ETFs can multiply your gains, they can do the same for your losses. A prolonged downturn in the market could eat away at your investment like a pack of seagulls at a beachside picnic. So, it’s important to keep an eye on these funds like you’re guarding the last slice of pizza at a party—you don’t want to lose it!

Oh, and let’s not forget about tracking errors. These sneaky buggers can throw a wrench in your plans. Sometimes leveraged ETFs don’t quite track the intended multiple of the underlying index, resulting in surprises that are about as welcome as a mosquito at a summer barbecue. It’s like trying to follow a GPS that keeps taking you to the wrong destinations—frustrating, right?

Lastly, brace yourself for the volatility roller coaster. Leveraged ETFs are known for their wild price swings, making your heart race faster than a caffeine-infused cheetah. If you’re not prepared for these ups and downs, you might find yourself on a wild ride of emotions, shouting, “I regret everything!” faster than you can say “sell, sell, sell!”

So, my fearless friend, if you’re considering leveraged ETFs, remember to approach them with caution. Understand their mechanics, actively manage your positions, and keep an eye on your stomach as you navigate the twists and turns. And if you’re feeling overwhelmed, don’t hesitate to seek guidance from a financial advisor—they’re like the seatbelt to your investment roller coaster, keeping you secure and helping you enjoy the ride.

But hey, in the end, investing should be a mix of excitement and prudence, like trying to eat a hot dog without getting ketchup on your white shirt. So, embrace the risks, enjoy the potential rewards, and remember, even in the world of leveraged ETFs, a little laughter and a good sense of humor can go a long way.

See my Brokerage Accounts

In addition to this blog you can follow my live brokerage accounts anytime. The three links below will take you to a third-party website called collective2 where I record and publish my personal trading decisions. If you have questions let me know!

Retirement Account #1:Patience is a Virtue

Retirement Account #2: My Roth IRA

Paper Trading Account #3: Leverage and Patience


This is not investment advice. This website is designed to talk about investments but it is not designed to give you personalized investment advice. This site is generic and should not be used as the basis for any investment decisions. This is for entertainment and educational purposes only.

The owner of is also a trade leader on We may receive compensation by promoting some collective2 strategies over others.

Investing is risky and can result in the loss of all your capital and even more than your original capital in some cases.

This post was written with the assistance of ChatGPT.

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